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Sunday, January 15, 2006

My apologies.

It's been a long couple of months. I wouldn't say I've really been depressed; I know real depression, believe me. But I have been under some kind of funk cloud. Hope it's over.

I'd planned to dedicate a vicious rant post to do my part in the war against Christmas, but everyone else was doing such a good job that I didn't bother. Famous last words: This was the last year we're going anywhere for spendmaskkah. Meanwhile, here, for comparison, are the photos of Cedra that went out with the holiday cards in 2004 and 2005:

sabra2004 sabra2005

The girl's growing up.

So anyway, we lived through the holidays and we're currently trying to conceive. Not this very second, but in general. This is the first month and it's already become an obsession for me. Expect to hear a lot about it, with frequent entries to be categorized under "TMI, no thanks." Example:

Have you heard of this product, "PreSeed?" It's a sexual lubricant that, unlike others, is not toxic to sperm. Yes, the name is horrifying. But even worse is the name of the other product they sell on the website, to facilitate sperm collection for IUI: "HisSeed." MY GOD, that's appalling. Should you need the PreSeed, heed my advice: you only want to use half of the recommended application. Otherwise, it'th slip n' slide thity, thweetheart. Just a little public service announcement.

10 Comments:

At 1:48 PM, Blogger Alisyn said...

Llama, I've missed you so much. It's just not the same without you.

 
At 9:15 PM, Blogger posthipchick said...

You're back!

I got pregnant while using good ol' sperm-killing lube. I bet you'd be fine.

 
At 2:56 PM, Blogger llamaschool said...

Aw, thanks.

We made Sabra (by accident) with the lethal lube, as well.

 
At 5:16 PM, Anonymous tpon said...

Yeah, so glad you are back.. I avhe been lurking around here and the neighbors were starting to get suspicious.

we also got pregnant with bean (oops!) using the bad sperm! lube... so much for that folksy wisdom.

 
At 11:22 PM, Anonymous bitemycookie said...

fucking a. where have you been? thanks for that, thweetheart. you've been missed round these parts.

 
At 3:17 PM, Blogger nonlineargirl said...

(delurking to say) with that bit about preseed you just won my heart. I was nursing my gal while reading and laughed so hard she let go to laugh with me.

 
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